The Clothed Mole 
Rat Magazine

A Magazine for Everyone
Summer 2020 Issue Now Available!

Contributors

Kaemon Dunaway

Kaemon Dunaway - ContributorName: Kaemon
Age: Jurrasic
Position: Rad Photographer
Likes: Food (mainly sushi), Swords, Snakes
Dislikes: Barnie, The Dark Crystal
Security Clearance Level: Illuminati
Illuminati Level: Leader
BarCode: %!$4D@(*@%3#7%

Scarlet Kowalski

Scarlet Kowalski - Contributor

Hello, my name is Scarlet. I am 12 years old. I live in a house by a lake, in a city, in Georgia, in the U.S.A, in the world, in the universe. I like animals; my chickens are very adorable. Their names are Sunny, Thelma, and Dotty. One day, my chicken named Sunny escaped my yard and went into the neighbor's yard. It took forever to get her out, and when we finally did manage to get her out, she barely looked sorry at all!  One of my favorite things to eat is raspberries. Sometimes I sew things. I like to sew animals such as chickens and weird blob things that resemble cats. And sometimes ball gowns. One day, I was sitting on my porch in a chair when suddenly I looked down at my foot, and I saw five mosquitos all in a row on my foot feasting as though I was some kind of all you can eat buffet! Anyway, we just got two beta fish, and I am going to watch them now. Farewell! Until we meet again.

 

Finnian Edwards

Finnian Edwards - Contributor

Hello, fellow human being. It is possible you are not a human. I would like to state my name is no longer "Tatrayes." I do still spend my spare time in dumpster trucks. I'm excited for you to read our new summer magazine. It's different from what we normally do, but I think you will like it. I haven't been outside in a while and I basically no longer have a hairline. I hope when you are reading this everything is fine, but if it's not, seriously, you need to stay home. I know it's boring, but it is very serious. I also like shoes, cars, video games, and eating a lot of food at once. Goodbye! (;
And I am very scared of birds.

Olin Mofardin

      
Hi, I'm LOLin, the human, and ya, I am a human. I live near a lake with an island in the middle. As it's around winter, it gets a little cold. Actually, it gets really cold!! When the ice sets in, my family and I go ice skating in the swamp. The swamp is half a mile from the lake, so it's fun! I like biking and build bike tracks, as the lake is man-made, there is a lot of dirt that is not wanted! Here is a little something I call a joke: Why are tomatoes red? Because the farmers forgot to give them sunscreen!

Haden Bowden

Hey, my name is Haden, and I live in Snellville, in a neighborhood called Norris Lake. There are really fun things to do in Norris Lake. We have a tennis court, a pool, and a lake. If you want to make bad life choices, there's a gas station right by the pool. It's an excellent place for buying soda and chips and candy bars and ice cream candy bars. Anyway, yeah! You should come to my neighborhood because I don't have a lot of friends here.

Miles Hodges

Miles Hodges - Magazine ContributorName: Miles Hodges
Age: 11
Smell: Beef
Favorite Things To Do: Eat, Play Video Games With
My Friends, Make Art, Hiking, Go Camping And Be Creative
Favorite Food: Chili With TINY Onion Slices
Sibling Count: 1
Dislikes: Bright Lights, And Cockroaches Oh! And Bugs Crawling Up My Leg At 3 am
Web Browser: Google Chrome

Addison Bowden

Addison Bowden - Contributor

 

Name: Addison Bowden
Family: Daughter of the creator of magazine C:
Age:10
Favorite foods: Coke, Snickers, Pizza, Salad, Broccoli
Favorite things to do: Game, watch YouTube, Play basketball, Hike

Lucy Wardner

Lucy Wardner - Contributor

 

Hello, my name is Lucy and I live with my dog,cat, fish, snail, and other family members in a great city with a lake.  I like to write short stories and play with my friends and companion animals. Things that I like are MUSHROOMS!!! Yum! And Fall and swimming in the lake and foraging for edibles such as honey suckle, golden rod, etc. So yeah, that’s me.  Also, I’m a giant, rainbow catfish that lives to find out if the purple birdfish exists.

 

Greta Edwards

Great Edwards - Contributor

Hi, there. I'm Greta. I like picnics, playing with my baby doll, and going to the mall with my friends. I'm excited for the summer issue. I also like drawing writing and all sorts of things. I have a cat, chickens and a brother. I enjoy going outside and also fashion. I'm pretty good at dad jokes, and I love baseball. I like Australia and Brazil. I don't want to toot my own horn, but I am pretty good at Australian accents. I have really crooked teeth, so I had braces, then I got a retainer. Then my retainer didn't fit, and because of coronavirus, I couldn't get a new one, so now I have to have three more years of braces so annoying! Anywho, I hope you enjoy all the creativity. Love y'all!!!

Jo Kowalski

Jo Kowalski - Contributor

Hello again, it's Jo. You may have noticed my absence during the last issue of this prestigious publication and thought to yourself, "Oh goodness, golly me! Where EVER could Jo have gone?" Well, dear reader, a full account of my misadventures would take up more space than this section devoted to biographies would allow, so instead, skip ahead, (or behind) to the page where my full account is listed. As for now, I'll tell you a little bit about myself. I like to draw, (I've honed this skill for the past 50,231 years, so I dare say I'm quite good at it), my favorite food is the cross-section of the wormhole-ripened-sdarquon, (which unfortunately does not exist anymore,) and my favorite pastime is morphing myself into a terrifying demon and frightening hillbillies.

A quote from Jo: "Yass, queen."

Crystal Bowden

Hey, y'all! I'm Crystal Bowden, a veteran homeschooling mom & Writing Coach living in Snellville, where I'm generally happy hiding away in the woods. In my spare time, I find yoga, fluffy blankets, reading, Christmas lights, hot drinks, writing poetry, and kitty snuggles to bring me enjoyment. Last year I started this magazine adventure with a fantastic group of kids to create a collaborative vision, and now we are BACK for our 4th issue! We are currently building our Winter 2020 Issue of The Clothed Mole Rat Magazine, which you can expect to read at the end of November. You're going to love every minute of it. Promise!

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