The Clothed Mole 
Rat Magazine

A Magazine for Everyone
Summer 2020 Issue Now Available!


Kaemon Dunaway

Kaemon Dunaway - ContributorName: Kaemon
Age: Jurrasic
Position: Rad Photographer
Likes: Food (mainly sushi), Swords, Snakes
Dislikes: Barnie, The Dark Crystal
Security Clearance Level: Illuminati
Illuminati Level: Leader
BarCode: %!$4D@(*@%3#7%

Scarlet Kowalski

Scarlet Kowalski - ContributorHi, my name is Scarlet I am 11 years old and I live in a little city called Pine Lake. One thing I love about Pine Lake is the lake. You can swim in it in the summer and you can walk around it on the berm trail all year round. Every year a snowy egret comes and flys around the lake it is so beautiful! I enjoy making flower fairies, playing on the beach, playing with my dog Che, playing with my friends and making potions. Speaking of potions, if you have never tasted hibiscus tea you are missing out! The first time I tried it I thought it was a magical potion myself! My favorite animal is all of them.  I love elderberry syrup and my favorite fruit is a mango.

Finnian Edwards

Hello, fellow human being. It is possible you are not a human. I would like to state my name is no longer "Tatrayes." I do still spend my spare time in dumpster trucks. I'm excited for you to read our new summer magazine. It's different from what we normally do, but I think you will like it. I haven't been outside in a while and I basically no longer have a hairline. I hope when you are reading this everything is fine, but if it's not, seriously, you need to stay home. I know it's boring, but it is very serious. I also like shoes, cars, video games, and eating a lot of food at once. Goodbye! (;
And I am very scared of birds.

Olin Mofardin


Hello, my name is Olin Olive Mofardin. I live in a house that moves and creaks. I am a bone collector, and I make models like towns and other things that pop into my head. I like: reading books, wolves and their relatives, writing songs, making fake swords, drawing dragons, tampering with things (like old Waffle Makers), writing stories, carving, shooting arrows and snowboarding. I don’t like cities, cars, motorboats or POLLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh great, now I’ve gotten worked up about pollution. Have fun with the magazine!!!!!!!

Haden Bowden

Hey, my name is Haden, and I live in Snellville, in a neighborhood called Norris Lake. There are really fun things to do in Norris Lake. We have a tennis court, a pool, and a lake. If you want to make bad life choices, there's a gas station right by the pool. It's an excellent place for buying soda and chips and candy bars and ice cream candy bars. Anyway, yeah! You should come to my neighborhood because I don't have a lot of friends here.

Miles Hodges

Name: Miles Hodges
Age: 11
Smell: Beef
Favorite Things To Do: Eat, Play Video Games With
My Friends, Make Art, Hiking, Go Camping And Be Creative
Favorite Food: Chili With TINY Onion Slices
Sibling Count: 1
Dislikes: Bright Lights, And Cockroaches Oh! And Bugs Crawling Up My Leg At 3 am
Web Browser: Google Chrome

Addison Bowden

Addison Bowden - Contributor


Name: Addison Bowden
Age: 10
Siblings: 1 - and I'm in misery
Favorite Foods: pizza, spaghetti
Dislikes: sushi, peppers
Likes: basketball, video games

Lucy Wardner

Lucy Wardner - Contributor


Hello, my name is Lucy and I live with my dog,cat, fish, snail, and other family members in a great city with a lake.  I like to write short stories and play with my friends and companion animals. Things that I like are MUSHROOMS!!! Yum! And Fall and swimming in the lake and foraging for edibles such as honey suckle, golden rod, etc. So yeah, that’s me.  Also, I’m a giant, rainbow catfish that lives to find out if the purple birdfish exists.


Greta Edwards

Great Edwards - Contributor

Hi, there. I'm Greta. I like picnics, playing with my baby doll, and going to the mall with my friends. I'm excited for the summer issue. I also like drawing writing and all sorts of things. I have a cat, chickens and a brother. I enjoy going outside and also fashion. I'm pretty good at dad jokes, and I love baseball. I like Australia and Brazil. I don't want to toot my own horn, but I am pretty good at Australian accents. I have really crooked teeth, so I had braces, then I got a retainer. Then my retainer didn't fit, and because of coronavirus, I couldn't get a new one, so now I have to have three more years of braces so annoying! Anywho, I hope you enjoy all the creativity. Love y'all!!!

Jo Kowalski

Hello again, it's Jo. You may have noticed my absence during the last issue of this prestigious publication and thought to yourself, "Oh goodness, golly me! Where EVER could Jo have gone?" Well, dear reader, a full account of my misadventures would take up more space than this section devoted to biographies would allow, so instead, skip ahead, (or behind) to the page where my full account is listed. As for now, I'll tell you a little bit about myself. I like to draw, (I've honed this skill for the past 50,231 years, so I dare say I'm quite good at it), my favorite food is the cross-section of the wormhole-ripened-sdarquon, (which unfortunately does not exist anymore,) and my favorite pastime is morphing myself into a terrifying demon and frightening hillbillies.

A quote from Jo: "Yass, queen."

Crystal Bowden

Hey, y'all! I'm Crystal Bowden, a veteran homeschooling mom & Writing Coach living in Snellville, where I'm generally happy hiding away in the woods. In my spare time, I find yoga, fluffy blankets, reading, Christmas lights, hot drinks, writing poetry, and kitty snuggles to bring me enjoyment. Last year I started this magazine adventure with a fantastic group of kids to create a collaborative vision, and now we are BACK for our 3rd issue! We are currently building our Summer 2020 Issue of The Clothed Mole Rat Magazine, which you can expect to read at the end of July. You're going to love every minute of it. Promise!

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